Thursday, February 20, 2003

I just learned that Midnight Special is asking for volunteers to help move the books, the Michelin Tourist Guides to the Gulag, the stick-on Frida Kahlo moustaches and the autographed posters of Jane Fonda sitting at the anti-aircraft gun. Apparently they're reluctant to hire union labor and pay workers a living wage to haul the crap to the new location. Are they not cynically circumventing their obligation to the working masses by asking for free labor? What would the People's Revolutionary Committee say about this? I say condemn the fat cats running MS to the same fate as the kulaks.

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